Sam’s Scripture Reading

Yesterday I came home and Sam had done some work on the computer. It seems that he was blogging because when guided me to read what he had written he asked, “Dad? Do you want to comment?” (It was entitled My Scripture Reading Listen By Dad.)

Here’s what he had written:

ADAM EATS THE GOOD AND EVIL
God Named The Man Adam And Named Woman Eve. “There is some Food That You Shall Eat WIth The Good And Evil That You Shall Not Eat Of It Until You Die.” Said God. Adam and Eve Are Finally Here! And They lived In the Garden……..But Next To Them Is The Good And Evil. They Tried To Eat It Until Adam Said “Good And Evil, Good And Evil, We Will Eat As 4 of Them!” And Now She Got 4 And…….She ate. She Gave Some To Adam And Then he Ate. While They Eated They Sinned “I Told You ‘There is some Food That You Shall Eat With The Good And Evil That You Shall Not Eat Of It Until You Die’ Do You Understand?” Asked God. “We Sinned As We Lived In The Garden” Said Eve But God Said “You Will Be Thrown Out Of The Garden And Die”

THE END

 

So…Do you want to comment?

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9 responses to “Sam’s Scripture Reading

  1. “…That You Shall Not Eat Of It Until You Die’ Do You Understand?””

    I know I am breaking my blog fast, but this needs to be said. Sam is a genius, theologically speaking. This is exactly what Jim Jordan teaches about how men were to eventually come to the tree of knowledge.

    After their maturity – i.e. death – they were to be raised from the dead and given all wisdom from the tree. The sin was not just in eating from the tree, but eating from it before they died.

    Genius.

    al sends

  2. Wow. You’re right, Al. Sam’s a genius.

    Isn’t it interesting that he capitalizes every word?

    Also, I think it’s hilarious that he’s pretend-blogging! Soon he’ll have his own pretend Facebook page with status updates and everything.

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