… to fitty.
The sooner we get to the number after 49999 yet before 50001 the sooner you will get what you crave. Crave away, hit F5 at least twice per visit, and feel the energy build.
When we reach 50K the switch will be thrown, the post will be posted, the joyousness will, ummm, joy and presents will fly in time for Christmas. Get the counter there. That is your first task.