I listened to the debate last night on the radio. I haven’t watched any video yet, but I can guess. Here’s what I heard:
Obama: The government is going to take over every part of your life, and you need to be happy that someone finally is.
McCain: My friends, Reagan, across the table, my track record, my friends, my hero is Ronald Reagan, my hero is Teddy Roosevelt, my friends, I have friends who are democrats, across the aisle, my friends.
Obama: I’m going to take rich people’s money and give it to people who already don’t pay taxes.
McCain: My friends, blah blah blah, bipartisan blah blah blah.
Obama: I don’t need to say anything else of substance because Senator McCain is sucking all of the oxygen out of the room.
McCain: My friends, my track record, economy?, I’ll buy your bad mortgages, Social Security, we all know what we need my friends, my track record for talking to democrats, blah blah blah.
Obama: Am I allowed to paint the Oval Office any color I want?
McCain: I need a nap.
My prediction: Unless someone has pictures of Obama with Osama in which they’re both dressed like Shirley Temple and kicking puppies and smoking crack, Obama is the next president.