She Turned Me Into A Newt…

… and then stabbed herself in the foot.

From the Associated Press:

Woman runs sword into foot during Wiccan ceremony

LEBANON, Ind. (AP) — A woman accidentally stabbed herself in the foot with a 3-foot-long sword while performing a Wiccan good luck ritual at a central Indiana cemetery.

Katherine Gunther, 36, of Lebanon, pierced her left foot with the sword while performing the rite at Oak Hill Cemetery, police said.

Gunther said she was performing the ceremony to give thanks for a recent run of good luck. The ceremony involves the use of candles, incense and driving swords into the ground during the full moon.

When your luck runs out, it may prevent you from running at all.  Listen, if your “good luck” won’t last until the end of the next full moon get a different “luck” god.  Really.

al sends



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