… and Tums wont help. From the UK’s Daily Mail:
If so, then the melting of the polar ice caps just moved a step closer, following calls by Trudie Styler, a leading celebrity ecological hypocrite – call them hippy-crites for short – for the general public to eat more locally grown vegetables.
I think that I shall never see,
A Hypocrite as grand as thee.
A man against you never bet,
Love is proved – the carbon offset.
Yer close to God, traveling near,
Thy arms are spread by the Jet Lear.
You beat us down and hate the poor,
Not wanting wind farms right next door.
In your bosom children slumber,
Fresh Arugula in Summer.
You point us to your fresh dug pit,
God pushes in the Hypocrite.