I passed the 1st Apostolic Oneness Pentecostal Church in our little town and saw this on their church sign:
And two things crossed my mind…
1) Oh, how sad! The five who didn’t get the Holy Ghost filling thingy, must be terribly upset.
2) That there is a remedy for this discrepancy. Tom in the Box, linked to the right, has developed just what they need. Take a look:
Do you ever find yourself on Sunday mornings, tired, depressed, down and out? Ever feel like you just can’t “get into the spirit” of the worship? Do the songs seem dull and repetitive? Are you just plain lousy at speaking in tongues? Now there’s help.
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The Spirit Filled life aint easy, but now there’s a pill that can help.