Castrated…

… when did we loose our national manhood?

By Tom Doggett

WASHINGTON (Reuters) – The House of Representatives overwhelmingly approved legislation on Tuesday allowing the Justice Department to sue OPEC members for limiting oil supplies and working together to set crude prices, but the White House threatened to veto the measure.

This is great!  Instead of ramping up our world-famous production machine, we are going to sue a bunch of foreign companies/countries for not playing fair! 

Here are some other suggestions our government might employ to teach these mean ol’ OPECers a lesson.

1. We could stomp our feet.
2. Hold our breath.  When we’re dead, boy, then they will miss us! 
3. We might try running away. Only to the Caribbean though; its scary out there in the real world.
4. Paint their names on a water tower with unflattering epitaphs.  Something like:  OPEC is Gay!  or VENEZUELA EATS DOG POO!
5. We could pull their shorts down (or lift up their robes) at the next UN meeting.
6. Last resort, get Canada to beat them up.

While Michelle Obama only recently became proud of her country, I am growing increasingly ashamed.

al sends

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