Fwd: Obama is the Antichrist
This was waiting for me in my email inbox this evening. Thought I’d share. I’m not sayin’, I’m just sayin’.
According to The Book of Revelations the anti-christ is:
The anti-christ will be a man, in his 40s, of MUSLIM descent, who will deceive the nations with persuasive language, and have a MASSIVE Christ-like appeal….the prophecy says that people will flock to him and he will promise false hope and world peace, and when he is in power, will destroy everything. Is it OBAMA??
I STRONGLY URGE each one of you to repost this as many times as you can! Each opportunity that you have to send it to a friend or media outlet…do it!I refuse to take a chance on this unknown
candidate who came out of nowhere.
Consider yourself informed!
April 3, 2008 at 6:49 am
Ummm… I hate to point this out, but I have been to Muslim nations. I have read the Koran. I have given an Arabic blessing or two in my day. I talk pretty.
How much do you know about me? Why are you supporting my candidacy again?
Daniel 7 applies somehow… read it and be afraid.
al sends 08
April 3, 2008 at 7:20 am
I hate to be rude, but there is no “s” on the end of the book to the left of maps. [s]
April 3, 2008 at 3:23 pm
Al, you’re systematically shooting the wheels off the bandwagon. First you’re Mormon, now Muslim? You are the truly pluralistic candidate. You may get elected afterall! (and then, you know, shot)
Dan, I just Fwds them as I gets ‘em. I don’t write the news I just, um, rewrite it.
At any rate, this is all moot. Rapture clouds above, boys!
April 3, 2008 at 4:22 pm
You had me till that part about the Antichrist being a MUSLIM in his 40s. The Book of Revelations plainly says that the Antichrist will be in his 50s. And that he will be driving a Cobra helicopter. Barry O. is plainly not pilot material.
C’mon guys. Let’s be a little more responsible with the text here.
April 3, 2008 at 6:36 pm
hair splitter
April 3, 2008 at 8:15 pm
Do I sense a little tension in the handbasket? Gentlemen, gentlemen, worry not. No matter who the president/imam/Uberwoman is at the time, the world will end on December 21st, 2012. I know it. Nostradamus says so.
No really, I’m telling you.
http://www.apocalypse2012.com/us/
Apparently, The Nostranator himself, as well as Revelation S , the I Ching, the Islamic Hadith, the ancient Mayan Long Calendar, and modern science all agree on this date.
You know the Revelations are all interpreted accurately because the author of that book above “draws on scholarly works … such as The Bible Code” I swear I’m not making this up.
Forget school! Dude, I’m partying for my last four years!!
April 3, 2008 at 8:59 pm
Man, I have got some bills to pay… who wants to go into eternity with a mortgage hanging over your head.
al sends
April 4, 2008 at 5:39 am
Al, maybe we can draw against all those treasures in heaven we’ve been laying up?
[note to self: do a little something extra nice for someone today to offset the seven thousand inch, turbo-charged, self mounting, plasma television I intend to purchase with no money down!]
Come quickly, Lord Jesus.
And Kaleb…I have these words for you, young man: Everybody have fun tonight, Everybody Wang Chung tonight.
Word.
April 4, 2008 at 11:28 pm
Forget Nostradamus and take a look at Malachy prophecies. According to St. Malachy, Benedict XVI is the next to last pope prior to the destruction of Rome . He only has a couple of years left and then he will be replaced by the last pope, Peter of Rome. And we will - Lord willing - live to see these exciting events unfold. We live in exciting times.
Check it out, and it must be true, Hal Lindsey says so.
Saint’s Prophecy: Only Two Popes Remain
http://www.newsmax.com/archives/ic/2005/4/3/180901.shtml
Pope choice fulfills ancient prophecy
http://worldnetdaily.com/news/article.asp?ARTICLE_ID=43887
April 5, 2008 at 8:35 am
That is not comforting at all David, really… Now, if the next Pope is named Peter AND Obama is president AND they start rebuilding the temple… I am throwing away all my Gary DeMar books.
al sends
April 6, 2008 at 6:39 pm
Pastor Hadding: Word up. We gonna party like it’s yo birthday, Party like it’s yo birthday . . . . Peace out, dawg.
You guys all seem sort of surprised. Listen, I’ve been waiting ever since I found out that someone made a reality TV show out of the life of Snoop Dogg. It’s on E! Check your local listings so you too can enjoy an hour of video and a half hour of audio. But wait, cause this didn’t do anything more than scare me until I saw the following: “On the next episode of Snoop Dogg’s Father Hood: Vows - Snoop surprises Shante [his wife] with a service to renew their wedding vows.”
I almost wet myself laughing. And I looked again. It was! It was! It WAS Snoop Dogg! And so I kept laughing.
April 6, 2008 at 8:31 pm
Al, you’re right, Malachy’s prophecies are not comforting, especially I would think to Benedict VXI and to the Roman Curia. On 16 April, Benedict will be 81 and so the time for another papal conclave may be nearer than we think. According to Malachy, a Roman will be chosen at that conclave and he will choose Peter for his papal name.
This is what the prophecy says about the last pope:
“In the final persecution of the Holy Roman Church there will reign Peter the Roman, who will feed his flock amid many tribulations, after which the seven-hilled city will be destroyed and the dreadful Judge will judge the people. The End.”
April 6, 2008 at 8:40 pm
Kaleb (aka “K-Leb”
I’m tilting my head puppy-like (or should I say snoop-puppy-like) at the use of reality and Snoop Diggity Dogg in the same sentence. As the fella said, “That don’t match.” I’m sure he’s a nice enough chap, and all, but reality isn’t really the first word that comes to mind.
And don’t you love the idea of “surprise vows”? A hoot.
Peace,
Pastor Dawg