Who Ya Gunna Call…
… when the Bountiful Stuff hits the fan?
Many people are asking this question: “Who do you want answering the phone at 3 AM?”
Listen up World Leaders: I screen all my calls. If anyone tries to reach me 3:00AM they are going to get the answering machine. Really people, who calls at three in the morning? Really.
My presidency will reflect the people I represent. The message World Leaders hear will sound something like this:
You have reached the most important person in the world and I need my sleep.
If this is New Zealand calling again: hang up! Seriously, I don’t want talk about your problems with Australia. That country will never love you. Move on.
All others please leave a message. I will get back to you at a more civilized hour, Eastern Standard Time.
(I expect about the same policy from B. Obama! Hillary and I agree on this one point.)
al sends
March 7, 2008 at 12:51 pm
So what am I suppose to do now when I need to go to the hospital at 3am? Runs for President and doesn’t have time for the small guy anymore. Well, you have lost my vote.
March 7, 2008 at 12:57 pm
It appears that politics has a price, brother.
March 7, 2008 at 1:03 pm
“If this is Kevin Heifner calling, leave a message (between the excruciating groans), and hope for the best.”